Big Deal

In a trance in France, I learned to dance In a trance in France, I learned to dance And got me a piece of tail They put my body in a hotel lobby And my soul in a neon jail A big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal They put me in a cage and they put me on stage Then they told me I could never go home The government paid for a place in the shade And then my mouth began to foam A big deal Nobody cares how you feel Big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal All of your little actions are just tourist attractions And the kids are gonna gobble you up They're gonna stand in a crowd, they will yell very loud And they'll think they've fallen, fallen in love I'm totally certain that a big red curtain's gonna rise at Carnegie Hall And everybody that I hate is gonna find out too late that I've become A big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal Big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding But I am alive, my heart is beating A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding I am alive, my heart is beating Ah, ah, ah