Famous People

And a-one, two

Well, you're the first car in an hour or so

I'm glad you stopped in, it's sure been slow around here today

Just like every day

Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plates

And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card

You're a movie star

Well, I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies

That I met one of the most famous people in the country

Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green

The cable don't come out this far, so I never watch TV

I know you played in something, but I'm gonna need some help

Wait, weren't you in Cannonball Run?

No? Oh well

Allow me to introduce myself

My name ain't John, this is somebody else's greasy shirt

My name's Kurt

This is the town that I grew up in

Never seen LA, the closest I've been to Hollywood

Is Dollywood

But when you get back to Beverly Hills, you can tell all your buddies

That you met one of the most famous people in the country

'Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky Lake

And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state

And I'm still signing autographs after all these years

Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours, sign, um, here

I've been thinking 'bout doing some acting some day

If I ever do make it out to LA

Can I give you a shout?

Maybe crash on your couch?

And if you hear of any roles that are floating around

That would put me and Ashley Judd making out in a steamy love scene

Well, I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down, just ask around, you'll get a hold of me

'Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country

You're talking to one of the most famous people in the country

Six Pack

It was, wasn't it?

You were in that movie Six Pack

You look a lot thinner and younger on TV

Are you gaining weight for a role or something?

And I'm serious about that Ashley Judd, man

I would work for free

You ever met Dolly Parton?

Them are some famous people, if you know what I mean