Ain't There Anyone Here for Love

Honey, you'll hurt yourself! I can't play tennis My golf's a menace I just can't do the Australian crawl And I'm no better at volleyball Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love? I'm apathetic And non-athletic Can't keep up in a marathon I need some shoulder to lean upon And a couple of arms to hold me Ain't there anyone here for love? I'm not in condition to wrestle I've never trained in a gym Show me a man who can nestle And I'll pin a meddle on him Need some chappie To make me happy And he don't have to be Hercules Don't anyone know about birds and bees? Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone here for love? Doubles, anyone? Court's free! Two out of three, anyone? Doesn't anyone wanna play? I like big muscles And red corpuscles I like a beautiful hunk o' man But I'm no physical culture thing Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love Ain't there anyone Ain't there anyone Ain't there anyone Anyone Anyone Anyone Here for love