Have a Nice Rest of Your Life

There's not a mean bone in my body

I never could be unkind

And I know we're not talkin'

But there's somethin' on my mind

It ain't rightteous indignation

I don't plan to rant or rave

No need for us, to fight and fuss

I just want to say

Have a nice rest of your life without me

I'll be proud to be a part of your history

If it makes you happy, honey, keep talkin' bad about me

Have a nice rest of your life without me

I know you're not heartless

Not callous and you're not cruel

And I know you don't mean to

When you treat me like a fool

I believe that your good nature

Will emerge with someone else

If I can't be beside you

I can be beside myself

Have a nice rest of your life without me

I'll be proud to be a part of your history

Well if it makes you happy, honey, keep talkin' bad about me

Have a nice rest of your life without me

Without me

Don't forget your pocketbook, honey

Oh, and your toothbrush... don't forget your toothbrush, dear

Have a nice rest of your life

Have a nice rest of your life

Have a nice rest of your life