Ha, now don't come to my party, if you don't wanna get drunk

It's me and my **** and we puffin' on a skunk

'Cause it's true when I'm bent and I'm fuckin' I can last long

With some Gin and a grin 'cause my cock's grown

Now don't trip hoe, you to get bent too

Hit the thai, run, get ya coochie in a bend too

By a **** that'll make ya sick

You know me (D-J Quik) yeah

Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year

**** kept haulin' that party over here

Too many **** so I had to get a keg of Budweiser

But it had me pissin' down my leg

So I bought somethin' that'll last longer

Somethin' a little harder, somethin' a little stronger

Somethin' that'll definitely make your day

So what you say muthafucka, want some Tanqueray?

Now the **** up on it went got some orange juice

'Cause they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose

Fillin' up your glass, boy you tryna trip

**** you can't handle full glass, fool take a sip

But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim

He went up in my kitchen with a bitch named Kim

Straight bareback in the pussy he dove, huh

Bustin' nuts all on my stove from drinkin' that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big ol' way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Now the party started jumpin' and the music got loud

A handful of **** done turn into a crowd

Outta my control, the party started hoppin'

And the more that **** drunk, the more that started droppin'

Shit, my house got fucked up for certain

With beer in my carpet, gum on my curtain

**** in my front yard bendin' up the fence

Havin' a fuckin' great time, all at my expense

But I can't trip because I'm knowin'

**** gon' be **** and that's just the way shit's goin'

But 'bout damn time I got a visit from the crew

Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu

With some bitches hollin' (hey where the party at?)

I said: "the party's in my pants in ya monkey's kinda fat

Nah I'm just bullshittin' come on in"

Now it was two bad bitches, but they had a ugly friend

Then the hoe decided that she wanted to dance

Spilled Boone's Farm, all o'er my pants

Plus she was spokin' like a fingero hoe

But I didn't say a goddamn thing, 'cause I didn't know

Then she and (?) started havin' a fit

Talkin' about (all y'all rappin' **** ain't shit)

So I spit in her face and socked the hoe in lip

And dragged the bitch outta my tent

'Cause I was full of that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big ol' way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Check it, now the bitch straight skated, but then she rolled back

Came up in the party wit' a strap, cocked it

Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it

Bitch dropped the pistol and I got it

Rat pack times, **** stop

The lights came on and the bitch got dropped

It was party over here and party over there

'Til the **** tripped and started pullin' out her hair

Now, it really wasn't nice to see

When they beat da bitch down and drag her ass out the street

And you ain't gettin' you gat back shawty

Put it in pocket, went back to the party

And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night

Ha, bud straight facin' and the vibes was right

Wouldn't no mo' strappin' everything was okay

Each and everybody up there skated 'cause was outta that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big ol' way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

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