It's a mack attack, comin' from way back

My name is Too $hort, baby, I don't play that jack

I'm from the Dangerous Crew and I tell you it's true

Everything they say about Playboy Too

I'm $hort Dog, ain't nothin' nice

I drink g-juice and wouldn't cut it with ice

From the Eastside, baby, Oakland town

Can't understand why I'm so down?

I'm not a whitewall, I'm a Vogue

Like a Zenith wire wheel, I roll

Got a fresh new beat, made you get freaky

It was everything you wanted 'cause I can't be weak

Yeah, baby that's it, do the split

Freak nasty all on my tip

I took it to my DJ fresh on wax

Put it on the turntable, I got taps

It started burnin' up, wires smokin'

Had to be the sound comin' straight from Oakland

$hort Dog, it's a mack attack

My name is Too $hort, baby, I don't play that jack

One young tender lost all hope

Slapped her in the face with my donkey rope

Another young sucker tried to front my staff

Saw it on his face when they broke him in half

It was the Dangerous Crew and I tell you it's true

Everything they say about Playboy Too

When I say my rhymes, I'm never fake

When you start my beat, that's when I break

On you, and it don't stop, and it don't stop, and it won't stop

'Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, on the microphone and I'm mackin'

(Hit it)

I'm not a wannabe pimp, I never simp

Since I started walkin', I had this limp

It was a cool type walk, just like me

The Too S-H-O-R-T

I might be young, but I spit this game

I start it with P and it ends the same

If your brain is lame, remember the name

When it's Too $hort, baby, ain't nothin' plain

Dangerous Music on the microphone

Makes you wanna break your hip bone

Might break your leg or maybe your back

Groovin' to hard to my mack attack

It's really not easy, you know it's hard

Sort of just like my gangster car

You know what I mean, Vern? It's like funny

I mack legit and make all the money

See my capital T on my diamond ring

We hook up the beat and love to swing

So while you're out there groovin' back and forth

I want you to scream out, "Sir Too $hort" (Sir Too $hort!)

Don't stop that rap (Don't stop that rap!)

And it's just like that

Get busy girls, while I rap

I make big money, that ain't no crap

When I grab that mic and spit my rhyme

I gotta have an 8 or 909 (Beat)

So I can rock you all night long (She's)

On my tip, she love my song, (He)

Tried to do it but did it wrong (Freaks)

Want to get my all alone but I'm mackin'

(Hit it)

I finally got a chance to grab my pen

And make another rhyme so I can make more ends

It's a rush production, not the beat

I rushed it out the studio and hit the streets

Now I'm rockin' one more time

Young girls love my Too $hort rhyme

But that big fat girl better let that go

Before I point right at her say (Hoe)

I'm ridin' drop-top Caddy, I don't dip fake

I step on the gas then I hit the brake

Do it again as I catch the beat

You're feelin' that bass all down the street

Jumped out the car on 9-0

I was wearin' all white Capezio

Had my 501's, five donkey ropes

Couldn't be saved by John the Pope

The M-A-C and K, from Oakland, Californ-I-A

I'm Too $hort baby, no, I don't play

I'm mackin'

Freak nasty, I like your dance

You know it looks good in those pants

So damn good, I had to glance

Now I'm mackin'

See this gold? I bought it all

Now every night you young freaks call

You see my car? It's my best friend

So if you touch, you'll meet your end

Time will tell, just keep it cool

Don't play that game, don't be no fool

I'll burn rubber all down your block

You know what I want so keep the door unlocked

I'm comin' in, baby, don't waste no time

It's a mack attack and now you're mine

Dangerous Music is what it seems

The reason this floor just met those jeans

I was runnin' the game all in your ear

You're talkin' 'bout love to a stone cold player

Girl look good and wanna have that sex

Took another look and wanted to break that neck

It's a mack attack, comin' from way back

My name is Too $hort, baby, I don't play that jack

I'm from the Dangerous Crew and I know it's true

The only thing you'll say about Playboy Too

Is I'm mackin'