Everyone thinks I'm the one to beat because I'm on the cover of TV Week

Took me three years to get where I am but you write it off as an industry scam

Hear the sound of falling bricks

Hear the sound of crunching fists

Here's our song, it sounds like this

Hear the sound of money to bet

Try it yourself, see what ya get

Hear the sound of your sweet success

I'm calling on you to recognize me

Turn on your channel and stare at me

I get my clothes from the fashion show

Leave on the price tag, so you'll know

Now you're making money to bet

If you're lucky, get five percent

Told you it would happen, but nothin' it meant

It's you who this message is for

Can't get out, 'cause they locked the door

Isn't it fun to be a bore

Everyone thinks I'm the one to beat because I'm on the cover of TV Week

Took me three years to get where I am but you write it off as an industry scam

Hear the sound of falling bricks

Hear the sound of crunching fists

Here's our song, it sounds like this

Hear the sound of money to bet

Try it yourself, see what ya get

Hear the sound of your sweet success