"Hello, double oh seven"

"Hmm"

"I'm sorry to interrupt you

But I have a most important mission for you"

"Uh-huh"

"I hope I haven't called you at a bad time"

"Well, no problem"

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man

Chasing bad guys on my own

Using high-tech telephones

I'm an English gentleman

And you're my secret agent friend

I'm mighty dangerous and pretty and fun

The bad girls scream when I show my gun

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go double oh, go

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go double oh, yo

I got a sweet and loving heart

With a heavy credit card

I'm an undercover man

And you're my secret agent friend

I'm mighty dangerous and pretty and fun

The bad girls scream when I show my gun

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go double oh, go

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go double oh, yo

"Um, double oh seven?" "Yes?"

"Do you hear that ticking sound?" "Uh, what ticking sound?"

"That box!" "What box?"

"The toy box!" "Oh, oh, uh-oh"

"Oh what?" "I think it's a..."

"It's a what?" "It's a..."

"It's a bomb!"

"Run, Forrest, run!"

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go double oh, go

Go double oh, go double oh seven

Go double oh, go, yo

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Mister secret, mister secret agent man

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven

Take me to heaven

Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man