Ah-uh, I nev'-I never saw so many people tonight

I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good

I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for, um, y'all givin' it up for him

That's good, y'all-y'all make me want to cry or somethin'

Alright lad'-ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night

For one thing let me introduce myself, my name is Mr. Russell Jones

Excuse me for that one, I-I had to let that one loose, well now, ah-ahh

And tonight, you're going to see something that you never seen before

Somethin' that, nobody in the history of rap ever set they self to do

This fuckin' guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin' crazy

He's somethin' insane, he's the greatest performer ever since, uh

What's the guys name? (Ol' Dirty)

Ah, ah, ah James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy

And you'll really need, I mean need to really get to know him

Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns

From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth

Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for

The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol' Dirty Bastard

I love that guy

(Ol' Dirty)

Yes, how y'all doin' out there?

I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night

'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know?

A **** tried to shoot me down and shit

You know? And, I don't know man, it just feel good to be here man

You know what I'm sayin'?

And I wanna let all y'all know I love you, man, I love all y'all

You know, but, what I really came here tonight

For one reason, just 'cause I don't mean to cry, I don't usually cry

Dub, you can play that shit, man, play it, man

'Cause I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all

When I got burnt, gonorrhea, yeah

Well this bitch, there's a new bitch, goddamnit

Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea

So I didn't get burnt one time, I got burnt actually two times

If you really look at it

Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off

Yeah, the bitch died, I killed the bitch

She suffered a long pain

But she had to go, bitch had to go

I-I knew the bitch for ten minutes of my life

But the pussy was good, yeah, the pussy was good, oh shit, the pussy's good

I just want you to know, girl

That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written by Blowfly

And I want all y'all to hear this shit

It's just a poem that I writ for you, girl

Just let me get my shit together

The first time

Ever you sucked my dick, uh-ah

Thank you, thank you

I felt, the earth tremble under my balls

Somethin' shot out of me real fast

First time

Nah I'm just kidding with y'all

How y'all feelin'? Listen to the album 'cause it's bangin'

We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six

I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber

Oh? And what would that be?