Life is not a spark in space, an episode of Will and Grace

Controversial yet mundane. Debrah's messing with your brain

Even scientologists know there's more to all of this

Search the ruins for trap doors, wonder what you're put here for

Simple as a hint of gas climbing nostrils as you pass

Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it

Climb the rungs to kingdom come

Sour Patch to acid tongue

Are you opposed to having fun? You clench the world between your buns

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

Your life is always the post of something else

Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?

And it's disgusting how little that you try: the existential equivalent of pink eye

Drink alone and watch TV

You're expecting harmonies

To tap your tune with silver spoons, anthem of impending doom

Guiding Satan's steady hand

Forcing Beatles to disband

It's ego freaks and drama queens

The young at heart know what I mean

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better, better than that. You're a fraud

Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

You'd burn so brightly

You'd burn so brightly in the dark

You'd burn so brightly

You'd burn so

You'd burn so

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better, better than that. You're a fraud

Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

(Whoa)

We could do better

We could do better

We could be greatest band in the world

(Whoa)