You've been great, really

I wanna thank each and every one of you for coming by

I keep doing this

So I guess I'll get ramblin' now

'Cause I'm a ramblin' guy, got a lot of important things to do

You kiddin' a guy like me without important things to do?

What time does TV go off?

No, I can't be doing this seriously

I've got a show to do a little later so

I gotta get ramblin', you've been great and you know

You've got to laugh once a day and that's why I feel proud

To be up here as a semi-professional comedian

Providing laughs in this way, laugh once a day

Because a day without sunshine is like night

I guess I'll get going now, and I would like to remind you

Of something the great Maharishi Guru taught me over 15 years ago

Maharishi was a close personal friend of mine

And I studied with him for 15 long, long, boring years

I didn't really learn that much

The day I was leaving, the Maharishi said something to me I've never forgotten

Whenever there's a crowd of people like this, I always like to pass it on

'Cause I'll bet a day hasn't gone by, I haven't thought of this particular thing

The Maharishi said

"Always -," wait, it was "Never"

"Always take a litter bag in your car

It doesn't take up much room, if it gets full

You can just toss it out the door"

Thank you very much

Good night

Thank you

Steve Martin