"Do you know who I am?"

"I've seen you before. You're the asshole on T.V."

I'm from the Gunshine State so my gun must shine

I'm tryna impregnate Beyonce's sister just one mo' time

So, take a toke of this, you won't be breathing well

I'm all about biscuits and trees like a Keebler Elf

I snuff bikers, give a fuck, ride a unicycle

With plush tires right through the offices of Ruff Ryders

Here's a thug reminder; a goon quick tip

You belong in the ladies room because you be on some bitch shit

I'll never stop writin' rhymes like this 'cause

Show you what a point blank shot to ya ribs does

You seen the holes those shells made?

You a hotel maid 'cause all you do is fold and that's so gay

I tried to kick a field goal

I missed the ball my shoe flew off

And hit you in the fuckin' head with a steel toe (sorry)

For real though, I got this underground bullshit

Wrapped around my finger

Not a rapper or a singer that's quite as ill as I am

Pop out your eyes and scramble them bitches next to the bacon in my frying pan

I was a stick-up kid, it was fucked up but fun (Why?)

'Cause I used a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun (Fuck 'em)

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw"

"Get on the mic, get on the mic god damn it"

"Get on the mic, get on the mic god damn it"

"Get on the mic, get on the mic god damn it"

"Get on the mic, get on the mic god damn it"

Pull up right next to you at the drive-through

I ain't here to buy food stupid, no tellin' what I might do

Lick a shot, speed off with the perfect timin'

Yeah the tires screech, no it ain't Dustin Diamond

You fuckers suck at rhymin'

Weak impostors I've been iller

You're Ben Stiller, it's time to Meet the Fockers

You don't greet me proper

I'mma slam your head motherfucking face down flat into a greasy saucer

Pass the cheese and salsa, I'm makin' nachos

I told you we gon' make it rain so bitch bring a poncho

I'm the best at war, that's what the heckler for

Play me like it's chess and I'll smack you with a checker board

You should check my rapport, it's quite impressive baby

This year I'm eatin' real meal like filled with extra gravy

You was an extra for a lady in a cheap film

In a nasty scene and left the camera lens with skeet film

Without a doubt, yeah we know what you about

You love sausage so much, when you talk you spit sauerkraut

Yeah, ha ha

When you talk you spit sauerkraut out your mouth, biatch

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw if you disrespect me"

"Step to me, better step correctly

'Cause I'mma break your jaw"

"Then I get Buckwild wit ya!"

If you're gonna step, step correctly

I got the microphone skills, Gods blessed me

So if you're gonna step, step correctly

Mista Sinista tell 'em who I'm gon' get to have the best beats