Hello, honey, it's me

What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?

What did the kids say when they knew it was their long-lost daddy-o?

Remember how we listened to the radio and I said, "That's the place to be"?

And how I got the job as an FM jock the day you married me?

It was two kids and I was into AM rock, but I just had to run around

It's been eight years since I left you, babe, let me tell you 'bout what's gone down

I am the morning DJ at W.O.L.D. (D., O.L.D.)

Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be

The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen

Feeling all of forty-give going on fifteen

The drinking I did on my last big gig, it made my voice go low

They said that they like the young sounds when they let me go

Sounds, sounds, sounds

So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late-night talk show

Now I've worked my way down home again, here to Boise, Idaho

That's how this business goes

I am the morning DJ at W.O.L.D. (D., O.L.D.)

Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be

The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen

Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen

I'm making extra money doing high school sock hops, I'm the big-time guest emcee

You should hear me talking to the little children, and listen what they say to me

I got a spot on the top of my head just begging for a new toupée

There's a tire around my gut from sitting on my—, but it's never gonna go away

Sometimes I get this crazy dream that I just take off in my car

But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still stay where you are

Thinking that I should stop disc jocking and start that record store

Maybe I could settle down if you'd take me back once more

Okay, honey I see

I guess he's better than me

Sure, old girl, I understand

You don't have to worry, I'm such a happy man

W.O.L.D.

W.O.L.D.

WOL

W.O.L.D.

I am the morning DJ at W.O.L.D. (D., O.L.D.)

Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be

The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen

Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen

I am the morning DJ at W.O.L.D. (D., O.L.D.)

W.O.L.D. (D., O.L.D.)

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