Other rappers are comprehensible, not me

First on the mic, MC Confusing

I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black

It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap

I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks

And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track

Yeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you say

But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay

And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste

And I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape

Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up

I really don't think that I'm good enough

To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck

All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck

It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse

And now I got nothing left, so I'll pretend that I got hurt

Ow! I think I sprained my ankle. You guys just go ahead and finish the song without me

Yo, MC Amnesia up in this, bitch

Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch

Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit

Apparently something happened that was traumatic

I used to have more rhymes, but I can't remember them

Seriously, I'm freaking out, I can't remember anything

What my motherfucking name

Seriously, does anyone know what my name is

Yo, I'm MC Public Urination, what what

I'll take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk

Anytime, anyplace I just whip out my cock

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch

You other emcees can't handle this shit

You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public

You run into a toilet every time you have to piss

Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick

Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah that's me

Every time I grab the mic, I fucking fall asleep

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song)

My part is kind of boring (I wish that I could go home)

But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash)

Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad)

Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony is

Walked up to a girl, and I gave her a kiss

She said, "Let's go to your place; I'll suck your dick."

I said, "Hell yeah, bitch, that's so ironic!"

Yo, I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily

My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini

You know, he's known for The Sopranos, but he's also in movies

Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity

Which I really didn't like because I don't like Charlie Sheen

Well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kind of funny

But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun

You know who else was in that movie? OJ Simpson

Which is kind of weird, knowing what he did after that

Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked

Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3

I really liked those movies, but the fourth disappointed me

Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci

Why did they have to make a four? They had a perfect trilogy

MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me

I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3

Though I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy

The four was also good; they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently

It usually happens when I'm walking down the street

Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes

There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes

Yo, I'm the emcee with the final verse

I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard

But motherfuckers, I don't really have the time

So fuck that, and come back to the chorus guy

I'm still singing the chorus (Thank God we're almost done)

I hate singing the chorus (It's such a boring fucking job)

I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're paying me)

And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate, then go to sleep)

MC Amnesia: Wait a minute...I remember what happened now! You guys raped me!

Everyone: Uh, yeah, we did. We raped you

MC Amnesia: Wha--no wonder I couldn't remember anything, you...I thought you guys were my friends. That is not cool!

MC Doesn't Know What Irony is: No, it's ironic!

MC Amnesia: No, no, it's not ironic. I don't think you understand. Dude, could you stop peeing while I'm talking? And what the fuck is that...did someone shit their pants?

MC Shit My Pants Frequently: Yep!