I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem

Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind

Straighten out this crooked tongue, this crooked tongue, this crooked tongue

My mind has wandered from the straight and narrow

My mind has wandered from the flock, you see

My mind has wandered, the man just said so

My mind has wandered, I heard it on TV

And the flock has wandered away from me now

All around the world now

Like a big, bright cherry cloud

Traveling from home to home

TV sets and telephones

Here it comes, just like a storm

Bathe in it and be reborn

Time to let the world know

Welcome, madness, say hello

Say hello

Say hello

Like a wave we cannot see

Washing over you and me

Hiding here and hiding there

Madness hiding everywhere

Such a curiosity

Here is comes to set us free

Plenty left for you and me

Say hello, insanity

I am the virus, are you the cure?

I am morally, I'm morally impure

I am a disease, and I am unclean

I am not part of God's well-oiled machine

Christian nation, assimilate me

Take me in your arms, set me free

I am part of a degenerate elite

Draggin' our society into the street, yeah

Into the abyss and to the sewer, don't you see?

The man just told me, he told me on TV, yeah

Do you think you're better than me?

Do you wanna kill me or befriend me?

The alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me

And his voice was filled with evangelical glee

Now, sipping down his gin and tonics

While preachin' about the evils of narcotics

And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin

While he mentally fondles his next of kin

But my mind has wandered from the flock, you see

And the flock has wandered away from me

And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me

Let's imitate reality

Insanity

Let's strive for mediocrity

Insanity

Let's make believe we're all the same

Now, that's for me

Let's sanitize our little brains

Insanity

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed

I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head

I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep

I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep

Christian sons, Christian daughters

Lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter

Purify my brain, hose down my soul

White perfection, perfection is my goal

Do you think you're better than me?

Do you wanna kill me or befriend me?

Christian nation, make us alright

Put us through the filter and make us pure and white

'Cause my mind has wandered from the flock, you see

And the flock has wandered away from me

And let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter

Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters

The white folks think they're at the top, ask any proud white male

A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle

All around the world now

Like a big, bright cherry cloud

Traveling from home to home

TV sets and telephones

Here it comes, just like a storm

Bathe in it and be reborn

Time to let the world know

Welcome, madness, say hello

Let's imitate reality

Insanity

Let's strive for mediocrity

Insanity

Let's make believe we're all the same

Now, that's for me

Let's sanitize our little brains

Insanity

I'd love to take you home with me, I'd love to tuck you in

I wish I could protect you from the wages of our sin

I'd love to hear you scream tonight, I'd love to hear you cry

Protect you from the madness that is raining from the sky

Let's imitate reality

Insanity

Let's strive for mediocrity

Insanity

Let's make believe we're all the same

Now, that's for me

Let's sanitize our little brains

Insanity

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed

I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head

I wish that I can keep you in a precious Chinese box

On Sundays, I would pray for you so it would never stop

I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep

I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep

I'd love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine

I'd love to take you past the stars and out the reach of time

I'd love to see inside your mind and tear it all apart

To cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart

I'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds

I'd love to mess your pretty head, I'd love to see you dead

(Say hello)

(Say hello)

(Say hello)

(Say hello)