Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas

School's out, Christmas break Home for the holidays Eating lovely fruit cake Off to grandmas, its so boring Screaming kids and Grampa snoring My ant Margret has lost her mind Tripping on a train set Have another box of wine... Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas I must be a Santa clause in shuflis The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relative Have a merry merry merry Freaking Christmas Uncle Richards, he's a weirdo Passing out pitchers of himself in a Speedo My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux My brother's wife is really hot, she pulled me into the bathroom I hope we don't get caught Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas I must be a Santa clause in shuflis The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry merry merry freaking Christmas We haven't even opened our presents yet (now it's time to start) So ill fake a smile because it's going back to wall mart (wall mart) Sweedy are you ok in there? (Gasping) Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas I must be a Santa clause in shuflis The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry, merry merry freaking Christmas Merry freaking Christmas