I'm a total wreck when you don't call
Fancy me a brand new Newton sitting
Under an anvil tree
Waiting for an anvil to fall
They call me Mr. It's A Big Deal
I don't ever go to movies
So when I go to movies
It's a pretty big fucking deal
Flop like a fish on a dock
Conk me with a frying pan to make me stop
Clothes in a dryer
Leaves in the breeze
One day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me
After dark
All bark no bite
At night
All bite no bark
