Rocky Racoon (feat. Nicholas David)

Now somewhere in black mountain hills of Dakota

There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

One day his woman ran off with another guy

Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that

He said, "I'm gonna get that boy"

So one day walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon

And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

Only to find Gideon's bible

And Rocky had come, equipped with a gun

To shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams

By stealing the girl of his fancy

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil

But everyone knew her as Nancy

Well, now she and her man, who called himself Dan

Were in the next room at the hoe down

And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin

He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"

But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot

And Rocky collapsed in the corner

Now the doctor come in, stinking of gin

And proceeded to lie on the table

He said, "Rocky, you met your match"

And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch

And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"

And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room

Only to find Gideon's bible

And Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt

To help with good Rocky's revival, yeah