Walk of Shame

One step, two steps

Counting tiles on the floor

Three steps, four steps

Guess this means that I'm a whore

Uh-oh, hell no

How long till I reach the door

Fuck me

My feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress

But I look like a hot ass mess

Although my hair looks good

'Cause I haven't slept yet

Make the elevator

Come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God, don't let anybody see me

Please God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise

No more walks of shame

So walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

Last night's bubblegum

No more bubbles, no more yum

Where'd I get the wristband

Tell me there's no more trampstamp

One, two, three, shoot

No one know the shit ain't cute

But dammit, man, it sure is fun

Party till the sun wakes up

Okay now raise your hand if you've ever been guilty

And clap, clap, clap, clap it out if you'll walk with me

Make the elevator

Come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God, don't let anybody see me

Please God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise

No more walks of shame

So walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

I shouldn't have let

Them take my keys, take my keys

They left me here

Too much beer

My friends

They hung me out to dry

It's not my fault and that's why

I'm doin' the walk of shame

Make the elevator

Come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons

But nothing's happening

Please God, don't let anybody see me

Please God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise

No more walks of shame

So walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

So walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way

(We're walking, we're walking)