Pink Elephant

Well, a bum was in my trash He's pickin' out all the cans Firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands The Lysol and Listerine It went to his head He eats boot black rotted on a Piece of white bread He did the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No, i'd rather stay dead I do the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No, I'd rather stay dead Sleazy P. Martini ran the Pink Elephant With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants A shave and a haircut knock knock Would for sure get you in To see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies play The lampshades were zebra skin We did the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No I'd rather stay dead I do the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No, I'd rather stay, rather stay dead Yeah, I'd rather stay dead My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet But that's the way they sucker me to my final resolve But when you set'em up I'm drinkin'em down You hand it to the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No, I'd rather stay dead I do the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sorcery No, I'd rather stay I'd rather stay I'd rather stay I'd rather stay dead, Hey yeah, hey yeah I'd rather stay dead