Trainwreck

1, 2 We're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five We're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck they might get out alive (Faster, whatever you're doing, go faster) When the sun goes down and I get dressed up I come callin' for you baby let's get messed up We walk past the graveyard to the city line And run to the station to catch that Number Nine When we get to town we'll get a bucket of beer We'll wear our Stetson hats and say 'hey lookit here!' If any rounder tries to catch your eye I'll pul my silk suit back and flash my .45 We're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five We're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck we might get out alive It was half-past nine when Albert came around He was lookin's for Alice to take up town She said what about Frankie, she's the jealous kind He said she's over at Jim Canaan's workin' overtime Now listen Albert, don't you lie to me You're a sweet talkin' man who gets all his milk free Oh Alice how could you say such a thing She said to get me out you'd say most anything They're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five We're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck we might get out alive We're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five We're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck we might get out alive Now Kassee Jones he was a mighty man He drove that big eight wheeler like an ol' tin can His fireman was a woman named Miss Alice Frye She said I'm gon' ride with ol' Kassee Jones or die They're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five They're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck we might get out alive They're headed for a trainwreck Doin' bout ninety five They're headed for a trainwreck And with a little luck we might get out alive