I woke up, it was 8 in the, fuck

(I woke up, it was 8 in the mornin')

(She said, "Damn, you slept good, you was snorin'")

(I heard somebody honkin' the horn)

(I got up, it was time to get goin')

(Grab my fire, I went straight out the door)

(My partner Chris, he ready to keep honkin' the horn)

(But he still in the car with his ho) ay, Easy

I woke up, it was 8 in the mornin'

She said, "Damn, you slept good, you was snorin'"

I heard somebody honkin' the horn

I got up, it was time to get goin'

Grab my fire, I went skraight out the door

My partner Chris, he ready to keep honkin' the horn

But he still in the car with his ho

So I ju' got in the back seat

People were there, did the same shit, they are with bro

But me bein' me, I kept that shit P

Ain't actin', like, I ain't e'en know

She finally got out the car, I hopped in the front

And told bro, "Go to the store"

It's time to roll up this za, went and got me some 'Woods

And told him, "Put 20 on four," yeah

I walked out the store and told bro, "Pump that gas"

'Cause I see a bih with some ass

She pumpin' her gas, I look for my mans

Like, "Damn, lil' baby, you bad"

She told me, "Stop playin', boy, I got a man

And you talked to my friend"

I said, "Who is your friend?" She said that boy gone

"Don't you see me on this phone?"

I go by my day, overheard him say, "Who the fuck is you talkin' to, Lay?"

She like, "Nobody, bae, some boy named Yay"

He talked to my friend, let's shake

I'm back in the car, we rippin' and runnin'

Then slapped out, bumpin' and thumpin'

Pulled up on my cousin, caught his ass servin'

And he owe me a hunyun

When I hopped out that ride, he was lookin' surprised like

"Damn, I ain't know you was comin'"

But me bein' me is a good-ass mind

I'ma go and let cuz make his money

'Cause I ain't pull up for that, better get out that pack

And my pockets ain't hurtin' for nothin'

While me and him talkin', some **** keep walkin'

They said nothin', but looked at me funny

I had caught who was him, he said, "That's his partner"

He trappin', he stay around the corner

I told him, "Bet," he said, "Ay, say less"

"Don't forget you owe cuz that check"

He sayin', "Fasho," I hopped in that whip

I crunk up the car and we dipped

At 2 p.m., it's ju' me and Jim, and he on the phone with Kim

They flirtin' and laughin', talkin' and playin'

She told me she can't wait to see him

He said, "What's the play?" She said, "I'm with Lay"

He said, "Bet, I'm with Yay"

"That's fine with me, we get off at 3, ju' text me when you on the way"

He said, "Bet," and hung up the phone

I'm like, "It time to go put that shit on"

Now I'm at home, puttin' on these clothes

Finna go fuck with these ho

Yeah, nothin' like four, he bangin' the ride, I told bro he gotta drive

He like, "Fuck it, let's slide 'cause Kim just called me

And told me to pull up at 5"

I'm like, "Bet, let vibe and swang Lay out"

I can't wait to go feel on 'em thigh

He like, "Bitch, you stupid, yo' act so goofy"

We try take that ho to the movies

I'm like, "Bitch, stop playin', I stick the plan

I ain't the type try to be the whole man

I bet before I cuff her, you be a fan, and fall in love with the ho friend"

He like, "Shut the fuck up," we ju' pulled up

And she just tell me, "Come in"

I hop out, clutchin' on my Gen

Walk in the house, I came in, sat on the couch

Kim said, "What's up?" I said, "What's good?"

She said, "Nothin', do you got a 'Wood?"

I asked bro for the 'Woods, he like, "They in yo' pocket"

Lay instantly walk in and pop it

I'm like, "Damn, where you been? I been waitin' a hour"

And she like, "Boy, I just got out the shower"

"I see your head down, we was at Chevron, baby"

"Why you actin' so sour?"

She like, "I told you what's up, you just tryna fuck

But I don't mind catchin' no nut"

I'm like, "Bet, say less," that shit had me smilin'

We rollin', chillin' and vibin'

Now we watchin' a movie, I'm rubbin' Lay booty

She checkin' her phone, and I make her clueless

I been got in my mood, finna go out my mood

'Cause bro in the room goin' stupid

I asked ho, "What we on?" She like, "Baby, we grown"

I proceed to take off the ho thong

I kiss ho on her neck, it makin' her wet

I'm lovin' the way that she moan

I get to eatin' that pussy and turn her around

Diggin' that bih to the ground

Somebody callin' her phone, won't leave her alone

She like, "Don't stop, baby, keep goin'"

And I do chew another one, smackin' her butt

I'm 'bout to text the ho phone, he blowin'

But I ain't payin' no mind 'cause shawty my kind

And that shit held to me some time

Ju' finished beatin' up that cat, fresh out the back

Fat boy, she brought me some snacks

Bro like, "It time to go," I told him, "Fasho"

So I start puttin' on my clothes

I put on my shoe, hear a knock at that door

I instantly grab my pole

I asked bro who were they, he started lookin' at Kim

She start lookin' at Lay, I start lookin' at them

But I can see on that face, they don't know who it is

Then it got a lil' quiet, man started to ham

He got a lil' louder, his voice so familiar

He sound like my cousin, but I can't really tell (shh)

He finally bust through the door, come to find out it's him