I woke up, it was 8 in the— fuck

(Ayy, Eazy)

I woke up, it was 8 in the morning

She said, "Damn, you slept good, you was snorin'"

I heard somebody honkin' the horn

I got up, it was time to get goin'

Grab my fire and went straight out the door

My partner stressin', he ready, keep honkin' the horn

But he still in the car with this ho

So I just got in the backseat, peep who it is, this the same chick that was with bro

But me bein' me, I kept that shit P

Actin' like I ain't even know

She finally got out the car, I hopped in the front and told bro go to the store

It's time to roll up this 'za, went and got me some 'Woods and told him, "Put twenty on four," yeah

I walked out the store, told bro pump the gas 'cause I see a bitch with some ass

She pumpin' her gas, I lift up my mask like, "Damn, lil' baby, you bad"

She told me, "Stop playin', boy, I got a man and you talked to my friend"

I said, "Who is your friend?" She said, "Boy, go'n, don't you see me on this phone?"

I go 'bout my day, overhear him say, "Who the fuck is you talkin' to, Lay?"

She like, "Nobody, bae, some boy named Yay, he talked to my friend LeShae"

I'm back in the car, we rippin' and runnin', slapped out, bumpin' and thumpin'

Pulled up on my cousin, caught his ass servin', and he owe me an onion

When I hopped out the ride, he was lookin' surprised like, "Damn, I ain't know you was comin'"

But me bein' me, it's a good-ass Monday

I'ma go'n let cuz make his money

"Cuz, I ain't pull up for that, better get off that pack

'Cause my pockets ain't hurtin' for nothin'"

While me and him talkin', some **** keep walkin'

Ain't say nothin', but looked at me funny

I asked cuz who is him? He said that's his partner

He trappin', he stay 'round the corner

I told him, "Bet," he said, "Say less," don't forget you owe cuz that check

He said, "For sure," I hopped in the whip, I crunk up the car and we dipped

It's 2 p.m., it's just me and Jim, and he on the phone with Kim

They flirtin' and laughin', talkin' and playin', she told him she can't wait to see him

He said, "What's the play?" She said, "I'm with Lay," he say, "Bet, I'm with Yay"

"That's fine with me, we get off at 3, just text me when you on the way"

He said, "Bet," and hung up the phone

I'm like, "It's time to go put that shit on"

Now I'm at home, puttin' on these clothes, finna go fuck with these hoes

Yeah, now it's like 4, we back in the ride, I told bro he gotta drive

He like, "Fuck it, let's slide 'cause Kim just called me and told me to pull up at 5"

I'm like, "Bet, let's vibe and sweat Lay out, I can't wait to go feel on them thighs"

He like, "Bitch, you stupid, your ass a goofy, you the type take the ho to the movies"

I'm like, "Bitch, stop playin', I stick to the plan, I ain't the type try to be the ho man

I bet before I cuff her, you be a fan and fall in love with the ho friend"

He like, "Shut the fuck up, we just pulled up and she just texted me, 'Come in'"

I hop out clutchin' my Gen, walk in the house, I came in, sat on the couch

Kim said, "What's up?" I said, "What's good?" She say, "Nothin', do you got a 'Wood?"

I asked bro for the 'Woods, he like, "They in your pocket," Lay instantly walk in and pop it

I'm like, "Damn, where you been? I been waitin' an hour," she like, "Boy, I just got out the shower"

"I seen your head down when we was at Chevron, baby, why you was actin' so sour?"

She like, "I told you what's up, you just tryna fuck, but I don't mind catchin' no nut"

I'm like, "Bet, say less," that shit had me smilin', we rollin', chillin' and vibin'

Now we watchin' a movie, I'm rubbin' Lay booty

She checkin' her phone and I'm actin' clueless

I done got in my mood, finna go with my move 'cause bro in the room goin' stupid

I asked her, "What we on?" She like, "Baby, we grown," I proceed to take off the ho thong

I kiss her on her neck, it's makin' her wet, I'm lovin' the way that she moan

I get to eatin' that pussy and turn her around, dickin' the bitch to the ground

Somebody callin' her phone, won't leave her alone, she like, "Don't stop, baby, keep goin'"

And I do chew a little one, smackin' her butt, somebody texted her phone and he blowin'

But I ain't pay it no mind 'cause shawty my kind and this shit here took me some time

Just finished beatin' up that cat, fresh out her back, fat boy, she brought me some snacks

Bro like, "It's time to go," I told him, "For sure," so I started puttin' on my clothes

I put on my shoes, hear a knock at that door, I instantly grab my pole

I asked bro who was that? He start lookin' at Kim

She start lookin' at Lay, I start lookin' at them

But I can see on they face they don't know who it is

Then it got a lil' quiet and I started to hear him

He got a lil' louder, his voice so familiar

He sound like my cousin, but I can't really tell (Shh)

He finally bust through the door, come to find out it's him