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Do The Lobby은(는) {albumName} 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2026년 8월 14일일에 Many Hats Distribution에서 발매되었습니다.Good Guy with a Gun!
2026년 8월 14일
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Do!
The!
Lobby!
Congressman, this is my boss
Lisa Bushmaster, president of the National Rifle Association
Congressman Thurman, you look sweatier in person
I need your help in this upcoming election
My opponent is a monster
Bribery, embezzlement, sexual affairs
He's got proof I did all those things!
You're in good hands with Ron
He's the NRA's top lobbyist
Politics is more than just polls and numbers, Congressman
It's a dance
We can pay for ads and rumors
Til no one knows what's true
I heard your opponent is a pervert
I think I heard that, too
He is? Oh, right!
You can just lie!
Slide into my inner circle
Shuffle to the beat
You won't get kicked out of the party
If you move your feet
Everybody do the lobby
Clap your hands, make it rain
If they're upset point to the left
Shrug your shoulder, pass the blame
Picture old conservatives twerking their old bodies
They rule the world with a tap and twirl
Now they're doing the lobby
And now, Congressman, we could use your help
The damn Democrats are forming a committee
To try and repeal the Second Amendment
You want me to bribe them?
Maybe a sexual affair?
Oh, here's our plan
You'll surprise the press by joining the committee
Pretend to reach across the aisle
But once you're inside, you'll stall the bill forever
You want to keep your seat, don't you?
The NRA can help you get elected
Or your opponent
No, wait I love this job
We get health care and amazing social services
Being a Republican is great
Everybody do the lobby, now you're in your element
Big campaigns, financial gains, private planes
Embezzlement!
Step to the right
Step to the right
Step to the right
Then step to the right
Sashay to the right
Pas de bourrée to the right
Now you're doing the lobby
Lobby
Lobby
Lobby
Now you're doing the, doing the, doing the
Lobby
Lobby
Lobby
Now you're doing the lobby
Silas Cooper, I heard your soundbite on the news
Well, it's true, you NRA lobbyists twist our laws and manipulate our-
Yeah, yeah, save it for the screen
We may not agree, but I think you and I can work together
I can tell you're a free thinker
We just want you to free think for us
I don't want to work with you
But aren't you tired of your social media protests?
They never get anything done
You need to take things into your own hands
And we will give you the platform
Let's get you on television
Late night talk show, morning news
You could be a free speech icon
Who says the things we tell you to
You could lead a revolution that stays inside the lines
Flip the switch and you'll be rich
All you gotta do is lie
You could be the next Tucker Carlson
Or Joe Rogan
Or some woman probably
I know what you government men do
You spend millions to brainwash people
You put fluoride in the water
I do yoga every day, bro
Your mind rays aren't gonna work on me
Whoa that's a lot of conspiracies, even for network television
Do you want a podcast?
I'll never work for you
Next time I see you, you're dead!
How'd it go wrong?
Did you convince him to come to our side?
No luck Boss
You can't convince crazy
I'm sure he's nothing to worry about
With Congressman Thurman on the committee
All this talk of repealing
The Second Amendment will fade away
I guess we did it
You did it, Ron
Once again, we won
All it takes it a couple meetings
To put us back on top
There's no progressive platform
That you and I can't stop
They say that we're immoral for doing what we do
But with that chance they would do that dance
They'd be lobbyists too
Everybody
Do the lobby
Clap your hands, make it rain
When they're upset, point to the left
Shrug your shoulders, pass the blame
You wanna work in politics
You gotta shake your body
We rule the world for the tap and twirl, and
Do!
The!
Lobby!
Written by: Micah O'Konis, Philip Labes

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