This Is the Freakshow!

Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow! Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow! Well, hello, I'm Mike I chew on glass, and yes, I bite So watch out, or I just might Impale my skin with an iron spike Uh huh-, I see you like it Watch me swallow swords and survive it Watch me spit out flames, the highest you'll ever see Do you dare to try it? Oh, I'm swinging from hooks on the ceiling While I'm juggling knives (juggling knives) If you can't handle suspense Then you should cover your eyes (cover your eyes) 'Cause I am macabre, yes, I am odd You should buy tickets today (hooray!) Though I wish I could stay, no promises made We're waiting to here the announcer say Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow! I was freed from the shadows, I'm currently dwelling Strangely effective is death, seems to come again Dying repeatedly, endless and seemingly Following steps that Houdini took seriously They shoot me, and stab me so eagerly Broken and managed, unstructured and tangled Completely unphased, not even a scratch And 12 hours later, some dust, I'm back! And people would gather from miles to witness Me blow out my brains, and only need stitches They'd cheer and scream, and tell me they love it When blades would be eaten by only my stomach Ingesting of poison, or surgically cutting my heart from my chest But it would never stop running So ladies and gentlemen, gather around And watch as the bizarre and undying is found (wow!) Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow! Some of your know me, monkey the homie If not, you can blow me "Don't dare get too close, he might be too nosy" I'll splatter some matter all over your clothing That's why I'm locked away all day 'Cause unlike my anger, I can be caged Take your kids to another exhibit I smell their mom's cunt, and I'm gonna lick it I'm sorry, faggot, was that too explicit? Then get the fuck out, go chill with the midgets I'm sick of you bitches complaining so much Show me some titties and shut the fuck up The peak coroner has made you some dinner It's fresh and ready, there's punch on my finger Don't like me? Good, I'll be here all night As banana cream splashes all over your wife Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow! Behold the wondrous, the strange, the odd, deranged The beautiful, the hideous! Get you a ticket, you wouldn't wanna miss it! The shock and all the fright and surprise Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen Here we go! This is the freakshow!