Look at me, I'm ten feet tall

Jungle-Jim, hope I don't fall

Gather 'round for my playground show

They call me Tim, my real name is Timothy

Your attention please, but please not your sympathy

My dad's real cool, he discovered Mars

And my mom is a movie star

The kids at school don't let me play anything

But I don't care because I have everything

Any boy could ever need

A helicopter that takes me anywhere

A diamond horse, yeah, my dad's a millionaire

Don't mind the holes in my knees

My mom is a movie star

Billy Green grabs his lunch from the window sill

I left mine home

How 'bout a bite of your sandwich bill?

A friend in need is a friend indeed

The teacher asks, "Oh, where are your parents, Tim?" (Where are your parents, Tim)

It's been five months, and I've seen no sign of them

My dad's not here, he flew back to Mars

My mom is a movie star

She's a movie star

She's a movie star

My dad's drunk in a bar

And my mom's crashed the car

She's a movie star

She's a movie star