Mr. Wrong

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere

Let me lay my sorry trip on you

Won't you meet me by the river, little darling?

I might just let you see my bad tattoo

Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't

It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke

But there's some change in my ashtray

Maybe just enough to pay

For a half pint of somethin' probably make us choke

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler

And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough

Baby if you'd like to read, I got some great pornography

And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?

Hey, would she like to meet my brother?

He'll be out of jail in a month or two

Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family

They'd probably send me back where I belong

Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right

Cause he's out of town tonight

Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong