Me and My Shadow (As Performed By Sammy Davis Jr and Frank Sinatra)

Johnny and Robbie Youth, why you talking like that? We're from Stoke! I know, but I can't stop here pally! Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall And like the seashore clings to the sea Like you'll never get rid of your shadow You'll never get rid of me Let all the others fight and fuss Whatever happens, we've got us Closer than pages that stick in a book We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook Wherever you find him, you'll find me just look Closer than a miser Or the bloodhounds to Liza me Closer than smog gets to all of L.A Closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay Not a soul can bust this team in two We stick together like glue When it's sleeping time That's when we rise We start to swing You think you're so jazz, you Clocks don't chime What a surprise They ring-a-ding-ding Happy New Year And now to repeat what I said at the start They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart We're alone but far from blue Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit a few late spots And then a few more We'll start off at Stringy's and maybe Groucho Life is gonna be a wow-wow-we For my shadow and me Can we do that again? No, I'm too tired Oh please Rob No, I'm swung out Oh come on, I'll give you some money I don't need money What about a cup of tea? Not thirsty I won't tell anybody you're gay Oh fuck Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit all the late spots And then a few more We'll start out at Stringy's and maybe Groucho Life is gonna be a wow-wow-we For my shadow and me