Monsoon

I've sung songs that were lame

I've slept with girls on the game

I've got my Catholic chain

Lord, I'm in Purgatory

Basically, it's all come on top for me

I wasn't me when we met

You haven't lost my respect

I'm here to serve and protect

What shape of insanity

Keeps leadin' you back to me?

So put your hands across the water

Oh, mushroom

Monsoon

Come soon

Don't wanna piss on your parade

I'm here to make money and get laid

Yeah, I'm a star, but I'll fade

If you ain't stickin' your knives in me

You will be eventually

To all you Sharons and Michelles

With all your tales to sell

Save your meat money well

I'm glad that spendin' a night with me

Guaranteed you celebrity

And I can't talk in a crowd

When I'm alone, I'm too loud

You've done your daddies proud

Thank you for keepin' me company

You've all been so nice to me

So put your hands across the water

Oh, mushroom

Monsoon

Come soon

Oh, Lord, I feel nothin'

I know much smarter men never got this far

I've got so many regrets

I've smoked too many cigarettes

I've had more blondes than brunettes

I'm not expectin' your sympathy

But it's all been too much for me

So put your hands across the water

Oh, mushroom

Monsoon

Come soon

So put your hands across the water

Oh, mushroom

Monsoon

Come soon