So Selfish It's Funny

Someday they'll write a book about you Because you're so selfish, it's funny So self-absorbed, this thunderous horde of you, you, you So self-absorbed, this thunderous horde of you, you, you Yeah, I'd love you But you love yourself And you'd love me But I love myself So tense are these nerves in any instance Teeth snap and a toe taps the dirt Cry like a baby and see if then maybe The others will cherish your hurt Never you see a cry or a plea Consider another or first Know this is your world The harsh words, harsh words Recall you are the one in need, worse Yeah, I'd love you But you love yourself And you'd love me But I love myself Yeah, I'd love you But you love yourself And you'd love me But I love myself Ignoring you, I dance, oh I do Through magnificent realms, quite divine Stopping to see my face smiling at me For this is my life and my time Yeah, I'd love you But you love yourself And you'd love me But I love myself Yeah, I'd love you But you love yourself And we'd serve you But we serve ourselves What an arduous task, it proves such a feat to be only one of a kind And no scenery slips through the spaces we meet Press forward and leave me behind What an arduous task, it proves such a feat to be only one of a kind And no scenery slips through the spaces we meet Press forward and leave me behind What a child you are, for you look just like me Looking out for number one And I'm all that I have and all that I see Saved by the grace of the son So shall we deny as we die As I write a book about me My noble wealth of serving myself I am so selfish, it's funny