Last night

I crawled out back of my bedroom window and I felt my neck crack

So I let all my sins go to hell

And I kept on running like the wind blows

I ran into a girl who had no face, just a large hole

She said the snowman she had made tore out her brain and took her soul

She said her parents wouldn't have her and she couldn't go to school

Because the children filled her skull with Black and Decker power tools

So, I ran into a factory where frowns were being built

I turned the machines upside-down and made a smile for the girl

I handed it to her and she kissed me on the cheek

My face was stained with blood for the remainder of the week

She told me that she loved me

So I got down on one knee

We were married the next day in the smile factory

All the workers started crying tears of joy and tears of gladness

Then we all exchanged high fives as we rode into the sunset