I am the Hampire! Watch out on Halloween night

I am a hammier vampire then anyone from Twilight

I implore you, when you hear me at your door invite me in

Not by hair on your chinny chin chin!

I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact I don't like stakes at all

I just snack on necks for breakfast

Gonna make a withdrawl

From the blood bank, "Thanks!"

Or should I say "Fangs a lot"

Trick or treat, you're the other white meat now

In case you forgot

I am the Hampire, the swine vampire

I'm the king of mastication

I'm the best biter

I am the Hampire, the swine vampire

I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer

Don't misunderstand me

I don't want you candy

All I want's your blood

Trick or trot

Smell my hooves

Give me all the blood I choose

I can't get enough

I am the Zombeef!

And I am more than you can handle

Cuz' this bovine spits more rhymes then even Dan Bull

I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead

You shoulda' ran wee wee wee home

But you keep talking instead

You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even a resident

Evil flows through me call me Umbrella Corp president

I don't graze on grains

Brains remain my favorite chow

You shoulda' known better than to mess with a mad cow

I am the Zombeef!

The bull zombie

I am the beast who eats the feast between your ears

I am the Zombeef, the bull zombie

Simply put I am the sum of all your fears

When I'm at you residence I don't want your M&Ms

All I want's your brains

I don't say trick or treat

All I want's your skull meat

I must feed again!

Zip it, Zombeef, or I'll put you out to pasture

Let me spell it out for you

I am the true master

That is a Type~O Positively shameless

I couldn't eat your brains because your clearly brainless

Thats utter bull

I preform unutterable acts in the bat of an eye

The game is up, the time is high

Its time to say goodbye

Move aside

We are the undead zombie herd

All of my cattle are ready to battle

Think you can win? Thats just absurd!

UNI~CORN!