Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

Master Roy, where do you think you're going? I'm getting this over Do you know it's Christmas Eve? I don't give a shit The Joker's not meant to be triffled with I can handle it He has testicles the size of tangerine Oh yeah? Well, I have bread balls Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh Joker's on the go Laughing all the way The bells on Penguins ring Make Riddler wanna fight Two-Face wants to flip a coin And sing this song tonight Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride On Catwoman and Talia With Ivy on the side My Bat was lean and lank And Alfred left the house So I took them to the Batcave Had a foursome on the couch Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away Where is he? I'll murder him Where is he? My Batarang, my Batarang I want you to play with my Batarang My Batarang, my Batarang I want you to play with my Batarang Every single night Batman's out there fighting crime Punching bad guys in the face And all that on his dime Even if it's Christmas Bad guys never quit And Batman's getting fed up Of all their stupid shit Jingle Bells, Joker smells Harley laid an egg Batmobile found a wheel And Batman saved the day Jingle Bells, Joker smells Harley laid an egg Batmobile found a wheel And Batman saved the day My Batarang, my Batarang I want you to play with my Batarang Jingle Bells, Joker smells Harley laid an egg Batmobile found a wheel And Batman saved the day