Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

One two three four Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged her not to go (Don't go Grandma) But she'd forgot her medication And she stumbled out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack (Only tell you something) She has hoof prints on her forehead And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back (Two three) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football (Hallelujah) Playin' cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black (Amazing race) And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue and silver candle That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license (No) To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves And that's why Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Yeah said for me and Grandpa We believe (La la la)