Slip your penny in the slot, you're tall enough to ride

Screw your eyes up nice and tight and take a peek inside

You'll see the scary world that's sort of right behind the normal one

Where goblin Nazis rule the world and lava rivers run

Look into my Terrorscope, I dare you not to see

I promise you no black ring around the eye for thee

Turn the crank and bring to life just what the butcher saw

Black magic lantern is projecting horrors on the walls

Spiral to the other side

In my Terrorscope

Guaranteed to petrify

It's my Terrorscope

You'll see crudely doodled demons clippity-clopping their cloven feet

Or a Herbie Goes Bananas full of people you don't wanna meet

A spooky realm of badly thought-up terror lurking in the lens

Such creepy and quite shoddy evil coming back again

Spiral to the other side

In my Terrorscope

Guaranteed to petrify

It's my Terrorscope

Clear to see for those who'll die

You'll be horrified

It's all in the eye of my Terrorscope

Look in the abyss too long, it looks back you see

What is real and what is no is not too clear with me

My big long fingers beckon you, I glide you to your seat

Reality's a nightmare now, you're seeing it clearly

Spiral to the other side

In my Terrorscope

Guaranteed to petrify

It's my Terrorscope

Clear to see for those who'll die

You'll be petrified

It's all in the eye of my Terrorscope