A Little Bar of Soap

I wish I was a little bar of soap

I wish I was a little bar of soap

I'd go slippy slippy, slimy over everybody's heinie

I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap

Hmm-ba, bar of soap, slippy, slippy, slime

Hmm-ba, bar of soap, wouldn't that be fine?

Oh-hmm-ba, bar of soap, slippy, slippy, slime

Hmm-ba, bar of soap to purify your soul and your behind