Tom's Diner (feat. Britney Spears)

I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner

I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee

And he fills it only halfway, and before I even argue

He is looking out the window at somebody coming in

"It is always nice to see you," says the man behind the counter

To the woman who has come in, she is shaking her umbrella

And I look the other way, as they are kissing their hellos

And I'm pretending not to see them – instead I pour the milk

Everybody's welcome, come on, come on in

Sit yourself down, the funnies never end

Love is the drug that makes you wanna drink

Till the morning after

I ope–, I-I-I-I-I-I

I open up the paper, there's a story of an actor

Who had died while he was drinking, it was no one I had heard of

And I'm turning to the horoscope, looking for the funnies

When I'm feeling someone watching me, and so I raise my head