(You're) Timeless to Me

Styles keep a-changing, the world rearranging

But, Edna, you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter, a beer cost a quarter

But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe (Huh?)

Just getting riper with age (Oh)

You're like a fatal disease, babe (What?)

And there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say, time is a bandit

But I take the opposite view

'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift

Another day with you

A twist or a waltz is all the same schmaltz

With just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat, that's that

You're timeless to me (Oh, Wilbur)

Fads keep a-fading, Castro's invading

But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire

But you say, I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare, vintage ripple

A vintage they'll never forget

So, pour me a teeny-weeny triple

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding

And soon, there'll be nothing at all

So, you'll wear a wig while I roast a pig

Hey, pass the Geritol

Glenn Miller had brass, that Chubby Checker's a gas

But they all pass eventually

You'll never be passé, hip horray

You're timeless to me

Oh, Edna, dance with me, baby

Oh, Wilbur

Ooh, ooh, Wilbur, oh

Wow, look at those

Ooh, look at me groove

Look at that thrust

I haven't tried that in fourteen years

Oh my God

Ooh, I got the bumper going down, baby

Oh my, that's illegal in many states

You're like a broken down Chevy

All you need is a fresh coat of paint

And, Edna, you've got me going hot and heavy

You're fat and old, but, baby, boring you ain't

Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it

'Cause we know that time is our friend

Yeah, it's plan to see that you're stuck with me

Until the bitter end

And we got a kid who's blowing the lid

Off the Turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot, big shot

You're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour, mon amour

You're timeless to me

You'll always be first string

Ring-a-ding-ding

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me