Oh brother I would swap my Wendy House for your spud gun any day/
Your clothes for my clothes, I can't get mine dirty anyway, you see/
Your football boots/
My football knees/
I hate the shoes they bought for me/
Inside gets boring but when I showed I had an interest in Rugby/
They laughed at me.
Oh sister I would love your Wendy House/
But I'll keep my spud gun for today/
They don't hear me either, I can't get a word in edgeways, you see/
My football boots/
Your football knees/
If you're not too cool/
Come play with me/
Outside gets boring but when I asked if I could watch Sleeping Beauty/
They laughed at me.
But it's alright, when no grown ups are around/
You can still be Daphne and I'll be Fred
