The Real Stuff

Vs 1: Well this ring on my finger It might turn it green But it was only a dollar Down at dollar tree My leather jacket is made of plastic And that's just fine with me Well it ain't Michael Kors But it's gonna do It was $9.99 Does what it's supposed to It holds my lipgloss not made by Kylie And that's just fine with me It's not leather, it's pleather It's fake plated gold It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones But the price had me sold Cause I like to be flashy but times have been tough And i'm on a tight budget, can't afford the real stuff Vs 2: Well they might not be Raybans But they suit me fine Bought em down at the market In the checkout line These cheap sunglasses were practically free And they look great on me It's not leather, it's pleather It's fake plated gold It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones But the price had me sold Cause I like to be flashy but times have been tough And i'm on a tight budget, can't afford the real stuff Vs 3: When I'm out at the bar I drink bottom shelf 'Cause it all burns the same $50 or 12 a bottle Im stretching my dollar and buying cheap... And that's just fine with me It's not leather, it's pleather It's fake plated gold It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones But the price had me sold Cause I like to be flashy but times have been tough And i'm on a tight budget, can't afford the real stuff I may not be rich no but I have enough And I am who I am and don't need the real stuff I am who I am and don't need the real stuff