Do You Kiss Your Mama with That Mouth?

This song is about anybody Unless I wrote it specifically about you, in which case it's just for you People say I don't know what I'm talking about But I know exactly what I'm talking about I'm talking about they can go fuck themselves That's what I'm talking about Okay, let's do this, one, two, one, two Sometimes, it's the alcohol that's talking through me But most of the time, this is how I felt No excuses for the things that I say It's nobody's fault because I'm doing it by myself If you're offended by what it said Choke, chokin' on the words I should have read The number one question on everyone's lips is "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?" Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it Yes! Shakespeare's bullshit, he was a fraud He stole all his shit from the Greeks, and France is fake I'm not looking for any applause I just wanna get my fuckin' point across The things that I say may not be right But after I say 'em, I sleep like a baby at night The only question on everyone's lips is "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?" Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it Yes! I saw the tongue devil, a mouth like a whore You never know what life has in store A moment of glory, little dying words Children should be seen not heard All my life, misunderstood I'm fuckin' too smart, too smart for my own good The last question before I go is "Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?" Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss your mama with this mouth Yes! I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it Yes! A little sprinkle of happiness A little sprinkle of sadness And a lot of I don't give a fuck Alright, I'll stop fucking around