How (Did This Loser Get This Job?)

Well, I know it's just a figure of speech

But if your breath and your clothes are bad, you're destined to teach

I see the president, then I see Lincoln

What the hell was 43% of this place thinking?

We watched the shuttle launch, read J.D. Salinger

I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger

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How did this loser get this job?

Check his references, that's all I'm saying

I think my parents deserve more for what they're paying

He works 'til 3:00, it's such a racket

All you need are Dockers and a Members Only jacket

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How did this loser get this job?

How, how, how, how, how, how

How did this loser get this job?

Unprepared, drunk, you swindle academe

All you wanna do is wrestle with the football team

Pass out towels like it's communion

You're protected by the kid molester's union

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How did this loser get this job?