I Don't Like Whiskey

I'm out with the boys, it's a Thursday night Can't even see but I think I'm alright We hit the bars and we're more than just tipsy Kept my head down so the bouncer would miss me There's just one thing... I don't like whiskey! But I don't mind gin Nothing's gonna help me with the trouble I'm in I don't like whiskey The lights go low and the time bell rings Feels like I done ten rounds in a boxing ring Just one more drink, here girl, I got a fifty My head's still spinning like an ultimate Frisbee I don't like whiskey! But I don't mind gin Nothing's gonna help me with the state that I'm in I don't like whiskey Yeah! I don't like whiskey! But I don't mind gin Just another shot before the evening ends I don't like whiskey One woke up in a hospital bed One got brought home by the local feds One fell asleep in the middle of the street I just fell down and cut my knee I don't like whiskey But I don't mind gin Just another week before we do it again I don't like whiskey Yeah! I don't like whiskey! But I don't mind gin Just another shot before the evening ends I don't like whiskey I don't like whiskey I don't like whiskey, yeah I don't like whiskey I don't like whiskey