Straight White Male

Straight white male, hate myself Mad that my skin's so pale Got white privilege, so I cannot fail The world told me I'm evil still I break the law, but I escape the jail My diet only mayonnaise and kale I went to school, and I paid my taxes I use good grammar, I'm bad as hell I'm not a Nazi I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee I'm not a racist I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians Black Power says I'm the problem Girl Power says I'm the issue Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em All of y'all trippin', I'll get you some tissues Y'all have been paintin' me villainous I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin' I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants Maybe all whites look the same And you think that I'm somebody else, so it's cool Honestly, I think that everyone looks alike If they aren't white, and I'm sorry, it's true Straight white male I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate Straight white male Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face Straight white male Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape Straight white male It's so easy to be me, hee-hee-hee-hee, I'm feelin' great Straight white male, I'm so frail Momma gotta pay my bail Shotguns and meth are both on sale I'ma need to treat myself I only listen to country music I only marry my second cousins I only cry when my team is losin' I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims Y'all blame me for buildin' the system Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given You blame me for talkin' when I should just listen You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin' And hate me for slavery, and lately I'm trippin' That daily you shame me for havin' opinions On race and our country and everything in it Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends Y'all don't gotta like white men Y'all don't gotta hold my hand Y'all don't gotta have my back Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, uh Y'all don't gotta see my side Y'all don't gotta be down to ride Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost And I'ma do me even when it's the most, yeah Straight white male I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate Straight white male Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face Straight white male Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape Straight white male It's so easy to be me, hee-hee-hee-hee, I'm feelin' great Man you're so mean, you're so racist, you're ugly, you're so basic You said that som'in', som'in', som'in', N-word, retard, Satan I can't believe the bullshit song lyrics that you're okay with Kill yourself while I'm on Facebook, I want the notification I don't care, y'all ain't right, I'll be prayin' that you die I'll be doin' my own thing, I hope you're happy with your life You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst, I'm just a guy Straight white male I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate Straight white male Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face Straight white male Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape Straight white male It's so easy to be me, hee-hee-hee-hee, I'm feelin' great