Screwed Down

I'm a DIY punk,

Hit B&Q when I'm drunk

Cause public disarray

I used to be a dosser

Now I'm a one-coat glosser

With my roller and tray

I’m so Screwed Down

I’d smash the cistern

My pipes are twisting

And I need it for the loo

I stuck in a new one

Thought I’d got the job done

But I’d sniffed all the glue

I’m so Screwed Down

I second that emulsion

Cause public revulsion

Pack up and go for a drink

I wanna get hammered,

Stagger and stammered

Exactly what it says on the tin