It's Not Always Funny

The touch of your eyes putting on my shoes Seems unaware Shaves my wife's wig off Without a care, then plays with my hotel Oh, well Over and over, it's gonna be a drag Something's in the air Not a word between us Are you still there? It's last call in Hell Won't you stay for a spell? 'Cause it's not always funny, baby But I hope that you don't mind When I tell you that it sure is sometimes They say it's so very wonderful Time gets stuck in your face Over and over, down the rabbit hole Or whatever the case Either way it's true Still don't know what to do I came to see the sights, not to find me lurking In some fancy shop Love to tell you my name but been here so long Seems I forgot Close your eyes Double the price 'Cause it's not always funny, baby But I hope that you don't mind When I tell you that it sure is sometimes You know it is sometimes You know it is sometimes It is sometimes You know it is sometimes It is sometimes