Hello from My Basement

All my friends are far away They're stuck at home with toilet paper rolls Paper rolls And I've got seasonal allergies So my neighbors are afraid of me and my runny nose Runny nose But even if it's Armageddon Everyone still needs a friend n' Now we've got technology to say Hello from my Basement Hello from my living room Hello from my balcony Been counting up the tumbleweed Hello from these four walls That separate us all and honey Here's to looking further down the road To holding hands and never letting go To more than just hello I tried to buy some groceries But they didn't have a thing I need in stock No not in stock So I guess I'll live on frozen peas And vitamins and American Whiskey On the rocks And when the zombie hordes come by To eat our brains like apple pie Just hit me up on Facetime and I'll say Hello from my Basement Hello from my living room Hello from my balcony Been counting up the tumbleweed Hello from these four walls That separate us all and honey Here's to looking further down the road To holding hands and never letting go To more than just hello No I can't wait for long hugs Using all my fingers when I fix my makeup Jazz clubs and dance halls Eating out at restaurants Hello from my Basement Hello from my living room Hello from my balcony Been counting up the tumbleweed Hello from these four walls That separate us all and honey Here's to looking further down the road Hello honey, hello Hello honey, hello Hello from my basement