Changing Lives (Reprise)

We're gonna prove That in this day and age Being gay Isn't a crime This is our moment To change the world One lesbian Lesbian! Lesbian! Lesbian! At a time! We're gonna help that little lesbian Whether she likes it or not When you're a legendary thespian First you help the distressed Then you help the distraught We're going down to where the necks are red And lack of dentistry thrives Why sing and dance? When you can take a stance And know you're truly changing lives We're gonna march until that town looks like The end of act one of "Les Miz" You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in psych To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz We're gonna teach 'em To be more PC The minute our group arrives That's right! Those fist-pumping Bible-thumping Spam-eating Cousin-loving Cow-tipping Shoulder-slumping Finger-wagging Hoosier-humping Losers and their homely wives They'll learn compassion And better fashion Once we at last start Changing lives Now let's go start a fight!