UK Hun? (feat. Lawrence Chaney)

Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Dancing to a highland jig Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig From Ellensburg to Edinburgh Everywhere I go, I'm snatching wigs I made my name in Glasgow city Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty Me and my dolls are on a mission Gonna take this crown for Eurovision Red, white, blue, all over The frocks' step in, take over You thought we're all hungover Well you're right, we are Thought you'd seen the last, well pity Frock the town, the club, the city Aren't the new girls oh so pretty? Now let's go get a drink It's something you say And it's going around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Oh-oh mummy, well what's the craic? Break up, bye-bye, bitch, we're back Queens still here destroying frocks In the charts, we're power tops (oh yes) Frock Destroyers through and through Say my name, it's B-L-U Can't you see I'm booked and busy? I'm the beast of Belfast city It's something you say And it's going around And around and around and around, yeah But what does it do? I don't have a clue Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Come a long way since season one The most famous woman in Britain Catch me all over TV (from BBC1 to BBC3) The paps always want a photograph When I'm in the pub or having a bath Watch me do my bing, bang, bong Ruling cities like King Kong Clap for the Bing, bang, bong Clap for the sing, sang, song (C-c-c-clap for the ding, dang-dong) Clap for the UK, Hun Bing, bang, bong (hey, hey) Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong (let me hear it) UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong (is it a big ding-dong?) UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong (look at the size of that ding-dang-dong) Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong (much better) UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong Sing, sang, song Ding-dang-dong UK, Hun? Bing, bang, bong Finally, one of us has a crown