5 Drinks Ago

I said, "I wouldn't call ya", said, "I wouldn't need ya" So I went and bought me some Tequila amnesia Said, "I wouldn't sweat ya", swore that I'd forget ya No fuckin' up my good time, I said, "I'd never let ya" No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed No late night, no candlelights, tryna get you outta that dress No slow jams, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead Yeah, that's everything that I said And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said, "I wouldn't think about you" That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five, that was five That was five drinks ago That was five, uh, yeah Ran into your mama, told me I should call ya Told her, "Hey, don't bother, I'm done messin' with your daughter" 'Cause I don't need no drama (yeah) Period, no comma, yeah No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no slidin' in yo' DMs No late night, no candlelights, no sharing mutual friends No slow jams, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead Yeah, that's everything that I said And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said I wouldn't think about you That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five (that was five), that was five (that was five) That was five drinks ago (that was five drinks ago) That was five (that was five) I probably would've left that past alone, oh If I would've kept my ass at home And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said I wouldn't think about you That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five, that was five That was five drinks ago That was five (No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed) (No late nights, no candlelights, tryna get you outta that dress) Uh, everybody in here, next round on me (No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead) (Yeah, that's everything that I said) Fuck it, somebody call me an Uber