Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better
She said I loved her, but I've never met her
I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang
Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains
So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone
We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song
I got so drunk in Daytona, I wound up in Minnesota
Knockin' back Jack Daniels like I've got a quota
Then we washed up in Memphis and dried out in big D
Caught a bus out to Tucson, I wish diesel was free
Had a day off in Denver, got so high I can't remember
A rodeo in Vegas the first of December
Where we burned down the tables until the dice got cold
We packed up the circus, and we hit the road because
Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better
She said I loved her, but I've never met her
I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang
Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains
So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone
We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song
I sobered up in East Texas, where I caught a second wind
Broke a heart down in Houston at the Holiday Inn
Wrecked out a bar in Nebraska, got a ride from the cops
On our way to St. Louis, hell, the fun never stops
Then we broke down in Philly, tryna get to D.C
Still love the land of the brave and the home of the free, because
Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better
She said I loved her, but I've never met her
I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang
Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains
So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone
We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song
